This Sleep Talker's Wife Sends Him Messages to Keep a Record of the Hilarious Things He Said in His Sleep

Many people think that dreams are a product of the subconscious. Some look for meaning or even prophecies within their dream. Almost everyone is able to keep their dreams inside their own head but Imgur user LongTitlesMakeMeHappy is not one of them. He mumbles responses, accusations and general statements while he's a asleep and his wife messages it to him so he won't forget a moment of it.

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  • 01

    According To Him, His Wife is a Teacher so It Really is Perfect

    Text - 2014-08-31, 01:32 Our conversation just now: You: (sleeping) So how are you gonna teach grade 12? Me: I don't teach grade 12. You: What do you teach then? Me: Preschool. You: (pause) Perfect...
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  • 02

    You Must Be Terrible!

    Text - JAN 29, 00:07 You: *mumbles* f assholes... Me: Who? You: You guys Me: Me?! You: Yeah... Me: What did I do? You: ...You're hiding stuff in the *indecipherable* Me: What am I hiding? You: Hmmm...medals Me: Medals? You: *snicker* Me: What kind of medals? You: I dunno...but you've been doing it for months! JAN 29, 01:14 You: *incoherent mumbling*...you would choose to hang out with Napoleon... JAN 29, 06:33 I am hilarious!
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  • 03

    Soon...

    Text - JAN 28, 23:36 You just turned to me, patted my leg, and said "It's gonna be smash time..."
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  • 04

    These Dreams Can Get Pretty Cartographic

    Text - ост 16, 01:06 You: Mmmm, that feels good. Me: What feels good? You: The feeling. Me: What feeling? You: Being Belgian. (Chuckle) And drawing up important stuff on the map. You slay me. For real. ост 16, 10:41 I know, I'm so funny. This one was especially hilarious...
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  • 05

    That's Usually How It Works

    Text - NOV 1, 23:22 "Talk...and we shall see...mmm..how everything will work out...with this...discussions." Your sleep talk is amazing.
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  • 06

    I'll Find It

    Text - APR 28, 00:43 You, right now: *startled gasp* Do you know where the...*mumble mumble* Me: What? You: Do you know where the foyer is? Me: It's at the front. Are you meeting someone there? ShouldI show you? Want me to go with you? You: *contented sigh* Hmm...no...that's okay... You crack me up
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  • 07

    You Remember the Bargaining, Right?

    Text - ост1, 22:37 You: *mumble mumble* It's like...that episode of family guy... Ме: ??? You: He rewound himself Me: What? You: He went back in time and got himself 15 years in the future. Me: Who did? You: *giggle* *pause* The guy at the bargaining...*giggle* *snore*
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    We had so much fun.

  • 08

    He's Gonna Think About That Conversation and Sleep on It

    Text - JAN 19, 02:40 "Good point, good point... sniffle* I'll catch up with you in a few hours" - Aidan, 2:40am, in his sleep
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  • 09

    I'm Just Saying, I Know a Guy

    Text - THU 01:02 "It's deeper than that...more vibey" Me: wut? "...it's more vibey, it's got more vibration..." Me: what does? "My guy's stuff.."
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  • 10

    Usually Once You've Eaten a Food You Stick With It

    Text - JUN 12, 02:59 "You're short a very big crock pot. Aka, Cooper" - A thing you just said JUN 23, 02:06 You: (rousing from sleep with a smack of your lips) It's quite the hassle to switch...food...twice like that... What the hell do you dream about?!
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  • 11

    He's Right, That's Terrifying

    Text - FEB 18, 00:28 Aidan: "I don't wanna watch." *giggle Me: "Don't wanna watch what?" Aidan: "Too much bug" *another giggle* Me: "Too many bugs? What kind of bugs?" Aidan: "I dunno but it's big enough to eat cheese.."
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  • 12

    Do You Mean the Cats You Got... Or the Ones You DON'T Got?

    Text - You: Sometimes it's legal, sometimes it's not... long pause Sometimes it's legal. Me: What's legal? You: Shipments. Me: *losing my sl Shipments of what? You: *slight Jersey Shore accent* Whatevah we got..."cryptically...and sometimes what we DON'T go... You are ridiculously hilarious. You: That's what I'm talkin' about Me: What? You: Her plan. Me: Plan for what? You: What to do with all the cats... I swear to god I cannot make this up.
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